As a mom it seems really hard to feel sexy. I find myself watching What Not to Wear on those lazy days where we spend more time watching TV than rolling around town in the Quinny, thinking, there's no way these women can wear those clothes and function. I'm sitting in puke, sweat, pee, and there are bits of cracker and oatmeal finding their forever home on my forearms and shoulders. The yam from lunch is staining my shirt and the oil splattered all over my new tank top. So when do I get to go back to being a human? When will I feel like my thighs aren't chafing? When will my legs and underarms and bikini area be less hairy at the same time?
I feel bad for Matt. I'm rarely feelin' sexy which is not very awesome for him. I'm just so fucking tired.
I want to get my sexy back.
How do I get my sexy back?